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sleep-andneverwake-up:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

^ The one thing many people don’t seem to understand
Sep 22, 2014 / 1,503,351 notes

sleep-andneverwake-up:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

^ The one thing many people don’t seem to understand

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Sep 22, 2014 / 46,914 notes

hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

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theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

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Sep 22, 2014 / 334,273 notes

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones
Sep 22, 2014 / 329,282 notes

deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

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Sep 22, 2014 / 147,434 notes

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

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stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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Sep 22, 2014 / 43,071 notes

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

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Sep 22, 2014 / 877,102 notes

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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

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Sep 22, 2014 / 484,283 notes

thenewyardbirds:

iraffiruse:

How puppies help when you’re sick.

This is my favorite thing oh my fuck

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Sep 22, 2014 / 73,462 notes

presidentmikasa:

twisted-oak:

The Big Bang Theory with the laugh track removed is just 4 people being mean to an autistic man

this is The Best Post

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alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"
Sep 22, 2014 / 419,909 notes

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

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It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once.
Midnight thoughts (sometimes I’m a mess)

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