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dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.
Aug 23, 2014 / 432,905 notes

dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.

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the-best-of-funny:


fight the power!
The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

x
Aug 23, 2014 / 472,757 notes

the-best-of-funny:

fight the power!

The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

x

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Aug 22, 2014 / 53,093 notes

dafafe:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

I’m reblogging this because of the last one but I don’t know what I like about it, it just sounds like inspirational and stuff

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY
I STILL LOVE YOU
MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES
Aug 22, 2014 / 59,355 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY

I STILL LOVE YOU

MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

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Aug 22, 2014 / 195,659 notes
Aug 22, 2014 / 132,986 notes

assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

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notspying:

summoning the ogrelord
Aug 22, 2014 / 55,991 notes

notspying:

summoning the ogrelord

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Aug 22, 2014 / 221,316 notes

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

image

I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

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Aug 22, 2014 / 282,352 notes

missrem-ains:

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

Yes. We would.

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newyorker:

Robin Williams, New York, 1998. Photograph by Irving Penn © The Irving Penn Foundation
Aug 19, 2014 / 1,852 notes

newyorker:

Robin Williams, New York, 1998. Photograph by Irving Penn © The Irving Penn Foundation

Aug 19, 2014 / 444 notes

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Aug 19, 2014 / 3,602 notes
wefuckinglovescience:

Image by Shaaark!.
Aug 16, 2014 / 233 notes

wefuckinglovescience:

Image by Shaaark!.

Aug 16, 2014 / 87,603 notes
comicshans:

supervillan skeleton
Aug 15, 2014 / 87,777 notes

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

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